Hello,Clarice.

No ma'am, I have your date of birth.

Can you tell me again when you died?

What year was it when you first discovered you were among the living dead?

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber, and you're glue!

Dude! Nice tat!

Did Michael J. Fox give you that thing, or what?

He'll stop smirking

As soon as someone translates " HOLD FOR IMMIGRATION" to him.

Adios, Hector.

Grampa was always happy.

Mostly becuase he was completely sauced, but he was still happy.

I got ten bucks...

.. that says that isn't his real name.

You rang?

There really isn't much more I can say here.

Another terrorist off the streets.

I wonder which card he's on...

Beer Goggles

They simple don't make them strong enough for this.

Happy Drunk

I suppose this is who they were talking about when that phrase was coined.

A ghost!!!

I've heard they didn't have reflections in mirrors, but this is down right spooky.