Say cheese!

No, wait... say Uncle. SAY IT!

And when we're done here...

There will be free cake and ice cream!!

Nah... Just kidding.

OK, try to look all surprised and stuff.

Holy crap! You're really good at this!

Finally!!

We're able to put a face to the name.

Budweiser's new pitch man.

His name is Long Neck.

Some of my favorites..

Are the ones where you can guess the charges just by seeing the pictures.

When what?

I'm dying to know.

No, we don't offer Tylenol.

Yes, I do understand. You have a splitting headache. I get it already.

Your public defender is on his way.

His name is Chupacabra.

The bad news is...

You managed to make this blog.














The good news is, Clearasil is waiting to sign you to a huge contract once you're released!