Hello,Clarice.

No ma'am, I have your date of birth.

Can you tell me again when you died?

What year was it when you first discovered you were among the living dead?

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber, and you're glue!

Dude! Nice tat!

Did Michael J. Fox give you that thing, or what?

He'll stop smirking

As soon as someone translates " HOLD FOR IMMIGRATION" to him.

Adios, Hector.

Grampa was always happy.

Mostly becuase he was completely sauced, but he was still happy.

I got ten bucks...

.. that says that isn't his real name.

You rang?

There really isn't much more I can say here.

Another terrorist off the streets.

I wonder which card he's on...

Beer Goggles

They simple don't make them strong enough for this.

Happy Drunk

I suppose this is who they were talking about when that phrase was coined.

A ghost!!!

I've heard they didn't have reflections in mirrors, but this is down right spooky.

Say cheese!

No, wait... say Uncle. SAY IT!

And when we're done here...

There will be free cake and ice cream!!

Nah... Just kidding.

OK, try to look all surprised and stuff.

Holy crap! You're really good at this!

Finally!!

We're able to put a face to the name.

Budweiser's new pitch man.

His name is Long Neck.

Some of my favorites..

Are the ones where you can guess the charges just by seeing the pictures.

When what?

I'm dying to know.

No, we don't offer Tylenol.

Yes, I do understand. You have a splitting headache. I get it already.

Your public defender is on his way.

His name is Chupacabra.

The bad news is...

You managed to make this blog.














The good news is, Clearasil is waiting to sign you to a huge contract once you're released!