Why so arrested?

I'm not usually one to question authority, but...

I call bullshit on this one.

Not a chance in hell.

What's in a name?

It's things like this that make it worth all the effort.

Of all the days to wear this shirt...

You had to pick today?

I don't always kick kittens...

But when I do, I get arrested for it.

Stay cruel, my friends.

I think the fact that he doesn't have one is a good thing...

Them's fightin' words.

I don't know what they were, but they must have been bad!!

Don't be so down...

Turn that frown upside down!!

The Most Interesting Man in Jail

I don't always get arrested but, when I do, I make sure I'm baked like a cupcake.

Hello,Clarice.